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Mini John is an enemy in Pizza Tower.


Mini John is a small purple cubical creature with a big-nosed perpetually angry face showing his white-toothed grimacing mouth and black yellow-pupiled eyes reminiscent of Pillar John. He has two small blocky legs and two arms sprouting out his body.

Mini John's exact relation with Pillar John is unknown. What's certain is that he's part of a species of purple pillar-like creatures as seen in Entrance, though whether or not he is some sort of minion or servant to Pillar John is not known.


Mini John only appears during Pizza Time. He will continuously chase the player on the ground nonstop, damaging them on contact. Due to his over-offensive nature, he cannot become scared (though he does lose his damaging capabilities if the player is dashing at Mach 3 or higher) and can mostly only be stunned by a jump on his head.

Mini John is very resilient against weak attacks, requiring four weak attacks to take down. Under high Heat Meter levels, Mini John gains a jump-kick attack that he will use when near the player. As Mini John cannot be scared out of the attack, this jump-kick makes running into Mini John dangerous even at Mach 3 or higher.


Enemies in Pizza Tower
Tower Passage
Pizza BoyCheeseslimeForknightSwedish MonkeyPillar JohnMini JohnPepperoni GoblinPizzardPizza Box GoblinPencerFlying Anchovy
Weird West
Tribe CheeseKentucky KennyMeatball BoulderRanch ShooterBandito ChickenU.F.Olive
Island Adventure
PineacoolSpit CheeseCannon Pizza GoblinPiraneappleTreasure Chest GuyNoise GoblinCardboard TankPickleShrimp ThugMr. CarGreaseball
City Passage
NoiseyTrash PanNinja SlicePolice CarPizza SlugClownmatoPizza Soldier
Horror Passage
Peppino RobotBox StamperGrabbie HandPeasantoGrandpaGhostPizziceToppin Monsters
Camembert SquireNoise BombFake PeppinoWeenieBig CheesePepperman BombNoise SatelliteSnick.exe
PeppermanThe VigilanteThe NoiseMr. StickPizzaface
Unused bosses
Noise CrusherPepperman (Old)Cheese Dragon